BAN UNPLEASANT WORDS IN ACRONYMS!

ULRIC UDDER KNIT THIS TIE TO WEAR
BOW TIE ULRIC UTTER KNIT TO WEAR WHEN HE BECOMES MAYOR OF ATHOL
ULRIC UTTER WILL HAND OUT THESE KNIT FIGURES
ULRIC UTTER KNIT CUTE FIGURES FOR HIS CAMPAIGN FOLLOWERS.

Ulric Utter, running on Speak-Lovingly Political Party (SLOP)  announced today that if elected Mayor of Athol, he would remove acronyms that contained unloving words.  Of the seven acronyms he studied, only three passed the pleasant speaking test:  

ALGAE:  Always Live Green and Energy Efficiently

ASPOPSER: Assistant Population Sign Maker  

BAAA: Become an Animal Advocate

ELSIE WHAT-WHEN DENIES RESENTMENT TOWARD FRENCH TEACHER!

FRENCH TEACHER
FRENCH TEACHER AS ELSIE WHAT-WHEN REMEMBERS

Elsie What-When, POP candidate for mayor, believes that Removing “La” as a prefix to Athol businesses, is more important than situating business alphabetically.  “If we want to attract people to Athol, we need to appear sane!”  Admittedly What-When flunked French three times.