Black Hole Park, Keith M. Caged, La Donut Hole, Lois Lois, Mayoral Race, Muffin Man
by eths

LIST TITLED “TRIP INTO BLACK HOLE” FOUND IN DONUT HOLE SHOP

BLACK HOLE BIRD EATING CRUMB
BIRD EATING DONUT HOLE CRUMB NEAR BLACK HOLE
BLACK HOLE BUNGEE CORD
BUNGEE CORD SIMILAR TO THIS FOUND ABOUT 50 FT. INTO THE ENTRANCE TO BLACK HOLE
MAN BALANCING ON ROOF
HUGH BIKE MAN, INVENTOR, VOLUNTEERED TO VACUUM 50 FT. INTO BLACK HOLE

Earlier today Keith M. Caged, East Border Patrol Guard, found a paper in La Donut Hole apparently written my Muffin Man listing,  “All-Weather Coat, Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Care Package for Lois Lois, Donut Holes, Pajamas, Slippers.”  This new evidence suggests that Lois Lois, presumed to be in Lafayette, Ca for seven years, may have entered the Black Hole in Athol.

Based on this new evidence, it is assumed Muffin Man also entered the Black Hole at the Shimola Ann Bancanfanmannanpanrantanvan Black Hole Park.