GRAMPS #3924, Mr. Whooey
by eths

“ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS THEMSELVES!” SAYS GRAMPS #3924 ABOUT MAYORAL CANDIDATES

OWNED A LAUNDROMAT
IN HIS YOUNGER YEARS, IN THE USA, GRAMPS #3924 OWNED A LAUNDROMAT.
MR. WHOOEY

GRAMPS #3924 ANNOUNCED HIS CANDIDACY AS AN INDEPENDENT IN THE ATHOL MAYORAL RACE.

Earlier today, Gramps #3924, said, “All these fancy names:  COP, DOP, FOP, LOP, MOP, POP, SLOP, promising chocolate, alphabetical businesses, forgiveness, love, speaking nicely, who-knows-what – There just a bunch of whooey!”  He added, “No offense intended toward Professor Whooey.”

MR. WHOOEYS PUSH SIGAN
MR. WHOOEY SAYS “PUSH” INCITES VIOLENCE

Professor Whooey said, “No offense taken.”  Whooey is a professor at Anti-V Words and Anti-S Words Institute and Shorkers University and is currently working on banning all children’s picture books that use violent or scary words, such as “spin,” “bump,” and “push.”

GRAMPS’ PUN FOR THE DAY:  Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.