DOP, Mayoral Race, Muffin Man, Muffin Man Mayoral Race Lois Lois
by eths

CARE PACKAGE FOR LOIS LOIS FOUND IN MUFFIN MAN’S APARTMENT!

CARE PACKAGE - MOOSE
TOY MOOSE FOUND IN CARE PACKAGE
CARE PACKAGE WITH Q TIPS
Q-TIPS SIMILAR TO THOSE FOUND IN CARE PACKAGE
CARE PACKAGE CENSORED BOOK
BOOK WITH CENSORED STAMP FOUND IN CARE PACKAGE. CONTENT X-RATED.

CARE PACKAGE NOTE IN BOTTLE

A box labeled “Care Package for Lois Lois,” found in Muffin Man’s apartment yesterday evening may be linked to the mysterious disappearance of Muffin Man. According to Keith M. Caged, East Border Patrol Guard and zoologist, Lois Lois was presumed to have returned to her native town, Lafayette, CA seven years ago.  

Muffin Man is running for mayor on the DOP (Depends-Upon) party platform.