Artist Ah, COP, DOP, Elsie What-When, LOP, Mayoral Race, Me-Jane, MOP, Ms. Lessparts, Muffin Man, POP, SLOP, Ulric Utter, YON WONDER
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COP, DOP, FOP, LOP, MOP, POP, AND SLOP CANDIDATES RUN FOR MAYOR OF ATHOL

POP POLITICAL SYMBOL
ME-JANE CHOSE THIS SYMBOL FOR (COP) CHOCOLATE-ONLY PARTY

Me-Jane is running on COP (Chocolate-Only-Party) ticket.  “Chocolate should be available day and night.”

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MUFFIN MAN MAY HAVE DISAPPEARED INTO BLACK HOLE. PHOTO OF ORIGINAL ENTRY INTO BLACK HOLE

Muffin Man is running on DOP (Depends-Upon Party) ticket.  “Athol businesses should be alphabetically situated.”

MS. LESSPARTS TESTING SKYDIVING EQUIPMENT HER HUSBAND INVENTED
MS. LESSPARTS TESTING SKYDIVING EQUIPMENT HER HUSBAND INVENTED

Ms. Lessparts is running on FOP (Forgive-Our-Husbands Party) Ticket.  She has not issued a platform statement.

YON WONDER'S LEGS
YON WONDER’S LEGS

Yon Wonder, Athol’s fitness trainer, is running on the newly formed Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Produce Party (LOP) ticket.  “Sticky labels for produce should be banned.”

Currently on loan to the Insect Rehabilitation Center
TEA BAG MOBILE CREATED BY ARTIST AH

Artist Ah entered the Mayoral Race on the Most-Certainly Party ticket (MOP).  She has not issued a platform statement.

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THE TOY FROG ELSIE WHAT-WHEN KEEPS BY HER BEDSIDE IN MEMORY OF HER FROG, FESTUS

Elsie-What-When  started a new political party, POP (Promise-to-Keep-Our-Promise Party) ticket.   What-When wants “La” removed from Athol business names. 

ULRIC UTTER'S FAVORITE MEAL
ULRIC UTTER’S FAVORITE SNACK.

Ulric Utter is running on the SLOP (Speak-Lovingly Party) ticket.  “Violent and scary words should be banned.” He recently proposed a ban against cookbooks that use  “whip,” “beat,” “chop,” and other violent words in their recipes.