DOP, La Donut Hole, Mayoral Race, Muffin Man, School of Holeology
by eths

ATHOL RESIDENT’S ALL-WEATHER COAT AND TOOTHPASTE FOUND OUTSIDE BLACK HOLE PARK!

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MUFFIN MAN, MAYORAL CANDIDATE RUNNING ON DOP (DEPENDS-UPON) POLITICAL PARTY.
TOOTHBRUSH FOUND NEAR BLACK HOLE
RECENTLY USED TOOTHBRUSH FOUND NEAR OPENING TO BLACK HOLE
BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE FOUND NEAR BLACK HOLE
BAGEL IN PHOTO IS SIMILAR TO THE ONE FOUND OUTSIDE THE BLACK HOLE. THERE WAS NO CREAM CHEESE OR KNIFE.

Early Tuesday morning, Muffin Man was reported missing when he didn’t come to work a La Donut Hole.  A resident, name undisclosed, saw M. Man near the Shimola Ann Bancanfanmannanpanrantanvan Black Hole Park at about 7:45 p.m. Monday evening.  An all-weather coat identified as M. Man’s was found outside the opening of the black hole.

M. Man is running for Mayor of Athol on the DOP platform.  He is owner of La Donut Hole, curator of the Oppositional Gravity Exhibit, and is currently teaching, “What to wear inside a Black Hole” at the School of Holeology.