Early Tuesday morning, Muffin Man was reported missing when he didn’t come to work a La Donut Hole. A resident, name undisclosed, saw M. Man near the Shimola Ann Bancanfanmannanpanrantanvan Black Hole Park at about 7:45 p.m. Monday evening. An all-weather coat identified as M. Man’s was found outside the opening of the black hole.
M. Man is running for Mayor of Athol on the DOP platform. He is owner of La Donut Hole, curator of the Oppositional Gravity Exhibit, and is currently teaching, “What to wear inside a Black Hole” at the School of Holeology.