WEEKEND SPORK (KEEP HOT AIR TO MINIMUM) Anti-V and Anti-S Words Institute ban ckbks cntaining violent wds lk prce, whsk, and grnd. IF YOU AGREE, PLEASE “LIKE.”
Klein Hime is flying back and forth from Tonga to Samoa across the International Date Line in order to arrive before he leaves and live forever.
La Role Model Appliances and Housewares offering huge discounts.
Passion Ata, librarian at Athol Public Library has published a new book titled, To There from the End. Place your order for a signed copy at the Library. Ms. Ata’s other published book, Found with No Breeze, is also available. […]
Marshall of Tunneler’s Union say ban “Whack the Mole” game. Part-Time Animal-Thought Translator, Mr. Whooey, sys “Whack the Mole” relifs strss in peple, thn thy kind to mols. Ms. Lessparts, oner of La Living Forgiveness, hs frgven […]
AGHS, AGUE, and UGHS The Committee on Acronyms, COAC, met last evening to discuss whether Athol needs all three of these acronyms: AGHS – Anti Green House Society; AGUE -Arrest Green House Ultimate Effect; and […]
Fallen Mart House bilt o’er Fallen Mart Store wrecked by moles. Wrm hat, safety goggles protct pet. Buy at La Clothing for Large and Small Animals. COCAF, Committee on Camouflage, paint brown grass green. Sve water. Fool terrorist lookng for brwn […]
HERE GRAMMY #211 INTERVIEW GRAMPS #3924
Insect Rehab Center say sck fly bttr Safari nd snail. Summer died. Athol Bk Clb read Huge Nap Keith M. Caged nab pre-terrorist. Green Song Contest o’er soon. Mst be abt lving green. Athol Happenings in SPORK, Editor […]
SHIMY HIME COMING HOME! Shimy Hime will arrive back in Athol tomorrow. Klein Hime, who went to Tahiti to find a remedy to restore Shimy to her original size, was not available for comment. A […]
Hi There – My name is Beth Soloway, and I created T.I.S.H. (There is Still Hope) to have fun and introduce people to a fictional town, Athol, located in the fictional territory of T.I.S.H. My […]
Hear Grammy #221 interview Elsie What-When and Donald Sectum! (photo not available)
ANOTHER SETBACK FOR SHIMY HIME.
Shimy Hime, recovering from two recent accidents, suffered another setback this morning. Gramps #3924, flown from Athol to a hospital outside Lafayette, CA, to offer comfort to long-time friend Shimy Hime, apparently sneezed after a laughing fit without covering his nose and mouth, blowing Shimy off her sponge bed. The sponge had been selected from a dozen sponges flown in from Tampon Springs, Florida, because of its contour, a perfect fit for Shimy’s body.
KLEIN HIME TRAVELS ABROAD IN SEARCH OF REVERSAL REMEDY!
Klein Hime, husband of Shimy Hime who was recently hospitalized for injuries suffered during a fall, has flown abroad in search for a remedy to reverse shrinking.
ANNUAL FRUIT FLY DAY A HUGE SUCCESS!
In the past few weeks, citizens of Athol have raised millions of fruit flies for the annual celebration. Friday, June 26th, the hard work and charitable efforts came to a culmination. Mr. Smith, founder of Insect Rehabilitation Center, created Athol Annual Fruit Fly Day in honor of fruit flies who give their lives to genetic and disease research.
SHIMY HIME SUFFERS RELAPSE Shimy Hime suffered another setback after a nurse unintentionally stepped on her. Ms. Hime, shrunk to the size of a six-inch doll by her husband Klein Hime during an experiment to save space, had been […]
CEO now has full ownership of La Bank and Pest Control Co. Due to a few unresolved problems, her husband, Husband of CEO, has resigned as partner.
Unidentified snail last seen with Summer the Snail
Late last night, Summer the Snail was found crushed to death on 1st Street. It had been assumed that Summer, last seen on May 25, 2015, with an unidentified snail, willfully escaped Athol Safari Park, although owner Elsie What-When adamantly denied the possibility. “Summer was trustworthy and loyal. The other animals in the safari park loved Summer.”
Investigation is forthcoming.