Colorful Food Artist
by eths

“YOU HIT AT THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING!” YON WONDER RESPONDS TO GRAMPS#3924 ACCUSATION

YON WONDER'S LATEST SALAD
COLORFUL SALAD YON WONDER CREATED
YON WONDER ATE OF THESE APPLES
YON WONDER ATE THE APPLE ON THE LEFT TO THE CORE

Wonder explained, “My campaign on the LOP platform is completely devoted to providing healthy produce without those ugly sticky labels.  At the interview Wonder handed out coupons for a session in his Colorist Food Art class with a 10% discount if you voted for him in the upcoming mayoral election.

ME-JANE, RUNNING ON THE COP PLATFORM (CHOCOLATE-ONLY PARTY), ACCUSES GRAMPS #3924 OF BEING TWO-FACED.

He’s the one that’s in this race for the good of himself.  All he does is tell puns so people think he’s funny. If elected I promise chocolate in every house.  What’s more honorable than that? 

GRAMPS #3924’S STATEMENT ON THE MAYORAL RACE: “Politics only serve to make the future moron-certain.”