Wonder explained, “My campaign on the LOP platform is completely devoted to providing healthy produce without those ugly sticky labels. At the interview Wonder handed out coupons for a session in his Colorist Food Art class with a 10% discount if you voted for him in the upcoming mayoral election.
ME-JANE, RUNNING ON THE COP PLATFORM (CHOCOLATE-ONLY PARTY), ACCUSES GRAMPS #3924 OF BEING TWO-FACED.
He’s the one that’s in this race for the good of himself. All he does is tell puns so people think he’s funny. If elected I promise chocolate in every house. What’s more honorable than that?
GRAMPS #3924’S STATEMENT ON THE MAYORAL RACE: “Politics only serve to make the future moron-certain.”