VOLUNTEERS NEEDED TO OPERATE VACUUM CLEANERS AND GENERATORS.
Hugh Bike Man, inventor of sideways roller skates, believes suction is the answer! In addition to vacuum cleaners, Hugh Bike Man is asking the public’s help in acquiring extremely long extension cords.
SHIMY HIME AND GRAMPS #3924 WILL CO-HEAD VOLUNTEER SQUAD!
Although still in recovery from being stepped on and dropped, Shimy Hime, only 6″ tall after her husband shrunk her from 5′ 3″, has offered to lead volunteers on the high-risk operation at Shimola Ann Bancanfanmannanpanrantanvan Black Hole. The park named after Ms. Hime by her father has become a source of sadness for her. “I would like to change the name of the park after this rescue operation is complete.”
Gramps #3924, running as an independent in the Athol mayoral race said, “I am only doing this to help Muffin Man, even though he is an opponent.”
GRAMPS #3924’S PUN: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO EAT A CLOCK? IT’S VERY TIME CONSUMING.
Donations of snacks and non-alcoholic drinks would be greatly appreciated, along with cots and blankets.