Earlier today, Muffin Man, DOP candidate for mayor, and owner of La Donut Hole, denied that alphabetizing business locations in Athol had anything to do with his new relationship with Mae Pullham, owner of La Dentist. Located in back of La Donut Hole are La House of Hole Detection, and La Oppositional Gravity Exhibit. When asked if he’d relocate those businesses alphabetically, he declined to comment.
Mae Pullham is the niece of Will Pullman, the first dentist to recite Beowulf while pulling a full set of teeth.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 