Ulric Utter, running on Speak-Lovingly Political Party (SLOP) announced today that if elected Mayor of Athol, he would remove acronyms that contained unloving words. Of the seven acronyms he studied, only three passed the pleasant speaking test:
ALGAE: Always Live Green and Energy Efficiently
ASPOPSER: Assistant Population Sign Maker
BAAA: Become an Animal Advocate
The following did not pass the Pleasant English Test:
ADNOSLOW: Actions do not speak louder than words
AGUE: Arrest Green House Ultimate Effect
ANTSY: Anti-Terrorist Society
TO SEE THE REMAINING ACRONYMS TO BE TESTED VISIT HOME PAGE.
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