BAN UNPLEASANT WORDS IN ACRONYMS!

ULRIC UDDER KNIT THIS TIE TO WEAR
BOW TIE ULRIC UTTER KNIT TO WEAR WHEN HE BECOMES MAYOR OF ATHOL
ULRIC UTTER WILL HAND OUT THESE KNIT FIGURES
ULRIC UTTER KNIT CUTE FIGURES FOR HIS CAMPAIGN FOLLOWERS.

Ulric Utter, running on Speak-Lovingly Political Party (SLOP)  announced today that if elected Mayor of Athol, he would remove acronyms that contained unloving words.  Of the seven acronyms he studied, only three passed the pleasant speaking test:  

ALGAE:  Always Live Green and Energy Efficiently

ASPOPSER: Assistant Population Sign Maker  

BAAA: Become an Animal Advocate

The following did not pass the Pleasant English Test:

ADNOSLOW:  Actions do not speak louder than words

AGUE:  Arrest Green House Ultimate Effect

ANTSY: Anti-Terrorist Society 

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