CAN MUFFIN MAN AND LOIS LOIS BE RETRIEVED FROM THE BLACK HOLE?

ATHOL RESIDENT HUGH BIKE MAN MAY HAVE THE SOLUTION.

Hugh Bike Man, husband of Ms. Lessparts, running on the FOP (Forgive-Our-Husbands Party) platform and inventor of spongy sidewalks to accommodate pogo stick riders and pole-vaulters, needs volunteers for a plan to extract Muffin Man and hopefully Lois Lois from the Shimola Ann Bancanfanmannanpanrantanvan Black Hole Park.