DOP, Food Art, LOP, Mayoral Race, Muffin Man, YON WONDER
by eths

MUFFIN MAN THROWS WILTED LETTUCE DRESSED WITH RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE AT YON WONDER!

YON WONDER'S FIRST ATTEMPT AT BAKING A FRUIT TART
YON WONDER’S FIRST ATTEMPT AT BAKING A FRUIT TART
YARN FROM MUFFIN MAN'S SWEATER HIS MOTHER MADE FOR HIM
YARN FROM MUFFIN MAN’S SWEATER HIS MOTHER MADE FOR HIM

Earlier today at a campaign rally for Yon Wonder, Muffin Man attacked Wonder with three-day old salad greens.  Wonder recently changed careers from Fitness Trainer to Colorful Food Artist.  Wonder is running on the Loathe-Stickers-On Fruit-and-Veggies (LOP) political party platform. Muffin Man, owner of La Donut Hole, is running on the Depends-Upon (DOP) party platform.

Seven people attended the rally.