ELSIE WHAT-WHEN DENIES RESENTMENT TOWARD FRENCH TEACHER!

FRENCH TEACHER
FRENCH TEACHER AS ELSIE WHAT-WHEN REMEMBERS

Elsie What-When, POP candidate for mayor, believes that Removing “La” as a prefix to Athol businesses, is more important than situating business alphabetically.  “If we want to attract people to Athol, we need to appear sane!”  Admittedly What-When flunked French three times.

SPEAK POLITELY and BE GREEN NO MATTER THE COST

BE POLITE AND SMILE
WHILE WE THE EDITORS BELIEVE IT IS IMPORTANT TO “SPEAK POLITELY,” THIS PHRASE IS NOT PART OF THE TISH PLEDGE.

Editorial correction:  Unaware that our article was sabotaged, we published the TISH Pledge incorrectly.  The phrases, “Speak Politely” and “Be green no matter the cost” are not part of the pledge.  We apologize for any misunderstanding this may have caused.