Dr. Long by ethsNov 20, 201513:1311/20/2015 DR. LONG, EMOTIONS-RELATED-TO-COOKIES SPECIALIST CONCLUSIVE RESULTS IN STUDY WHERE PARTICIPANTS WERE SUBJECTED TO VIOLENT WORDS IN COOKBOOKS!
Will Watt by ethsNov 19, 201516:4111/19/2015 AT AGE 3, WILL WATT WON THE SLICE-A-PINEAPPLE-IN 2 1/2-MINUTES AWARD WILL WATT’S CAMPAIGN PROMISE: SHORTEN SPEECH, SAVE ENERGY, REDUCE HOTHOUSE EFFECT!
Dr. Long by ethsNov 19, 201510:5411/19/2015 BUY A TOASTER THAT LISTENS TO YOUR COMPLAINTS FROM LA ROLE MODEL APPLIANCES!
Artist Ah by ethsNov 18, 201516:5111/18/2015 ARTIST AH'S "DISTRESSED," A METAL SCULTURE ARTIST AH’S CAMPAIGN VISION: TO BE GREEN, ATHOL WILL PAINT ALL BUILDINGS YELLOW AND BLUE!
Dr. Long by ethsNov 17, 201519:29 DR. LONG, PENGUIN THERAPIST MYSTERIOUS PENGUIN PARACHUTES ON TO ROOF OF B AND B AND B IN ATHOL!
Husband of CEO by ethsNov 16, 201512:11 SCHOOL OF HOLEOLOGY OFFERS NEW COURSE: SWISS CHEESE: THEORY OF HOLES IN
Uncategorized by ethsNov 15, 201519:4011/15/2015 HENRIETTA HUPHUP'S ADVICE ATHOL RESIDENTS GATHER IN HARMONY
GRAMPS #3924 by ethsNov 13, 201519:2811/13/2015 IF ELECTED MAYOR, MR. WHOOEY WILL INSTALL PARKING METERS AND TOLL BOOTH!
Keith M. Caged by ethsNov 13, 201513:51 KEITH M. CAGED'S MOTHER MADE HIM SMILEY EGGS AND BACON ON SATURDAYS UNTIL HE LEFT FOR COLLEGE. GOTCHA TO REPLACE CATCHEM AS T.I.SH. EAST BORDER GUARD!
Mr. Whooey by ethsNov 11, 201519:07 MR. WHOOEY, GROP (GREED-IS-GOOD PARTY) PLATFORM CAMPAIGN UPDATE ON CANDIDATES’ WRONGDOINGS!
Shimy Hime by ethsNov 11, 201515:0911/12/2015 SHIMY HIME AT WWHBSBTMITL (Women Who Have Been Shrunk by The Men in Their Lives) CONVENTION. SHIMY IS ON THE RIGHT. KLEIN HIME DISAPPEARS ON CRUISE SHIP WITH ANTIDOTE TO UNSHRINK HIS WIFE!
Me-Jane by ethsNov 10, 201519:2811/10/2015 BEFORE CHOCOLATE SYRUP TEST NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT CHOCOLATE SYRUP DESTROYS WRINKLES!
Mrs. Long by ethsNov 9, 201519:0111/10/2015 MRS. LONG'S RUBBER DUCKY MRS. LONG, 99 YR. OLD WOMAN DISCOVERED IN ATHOL UNDERGROUND MAZE, KEEPS A RUBBER DUCKY IN HER PURSE!
YON WONDER by ethsNov 8, 201517:2911/10/2015 THESES WERE INTENDED TO BE DONUT SQUARES. ATHOL NOVEMBER DEALS: 30% OFF ON SLIGHTLY MISSHAPED DONUT SQUARES!
Dr. Long by ethsNov 7, 201518:1211/10/2015 SHIMY HIME, FOUNDER OF SCHOOL OF LOVE. TIPS FOR SURVIVING INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE!
Me-Jane by ethsNov 6, 201514:1811/10/2015 IT'S RUMORED THAT GUNHILDA SLIGHTLY ASKEW AND LIONEL LOOKEEHERE ARE MORE THAN JUST GOOD FRIENDS. OUTER SPACE ALIEN HEARD INSIDE TUNNEL IN UNDERGROUND ATHOL!
Uncategorized by ethsNov 5, 201511:0311/10/2015 ME-JANE WENT TO COLLEGE AFTER HER PARENTS GAVE HER A PURPLE COW. STOVETOP “BIRTHS” INTO LONGSOCKS CLOTHES CLOSET IN THEIR FALMART HOME!
Mayoral Race by ethsNov 4, 201511:5311/10/2015 MR. WHOOEY, FORMER RESIDENT OF SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA, STATE OF CA, U.S.A. “CHEETAH ON A SIZZLING METAL COVER” BY GRAMMY #211 TO PREMIERE IN ATHOL!
Me-Jane by ethsNov 3, 201513:3411/10/2015 SHIMY HIME AT WWHBSBTMITL (Women Who Have Been Shrunk by The Men in Their Lives) CONVENTION. SHIMY IS ON THE RIGHT. KLEIN HIME DISCOVERS ANTIDOTE TO UNSHRINK HIS WIFE!