ATHOL NOVEMBER DEALS: 30% OFF ON SLIGHTLY MISSHAPED DONUT SQUARES!
THESES WERE INTENDED TO BE DONUT SQUARES.
YON WONDER, COLORFUL FOOD ARTIST, OFFERING LOW-PRICED DISFIGURED PASTRIES!
FREE FIRST-TIME VISIT WITH ONE HOUR GUARANTEE FROM LIVING FORGIVENESS.
THIS IS THE FINAL INVENTION CREATED BY HER HUSBAND THAT MS. LESSPARTS WILL TEST.
Free yourself of bitterness, revenge, pure unadulterated hate. Learn to forgive and love.
LA HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES OFFERS 2 FOR 1 DEAL!
Twin brothers, ages 83, award-winning athletes in high school and college.
THIS BROTHER IS RECOVERING WELL FROM A SKATEBOARD ACCIDENT. CAN MANAGE MOVING MOST DAYS. SINGS “SHE’LL BE COMING ‘ROUND THE MOUNTAIN” UPON WAKING. NEVER COMPLAINS. HE ONLY HAS 19 SPORTS TROPHIES SO PRAISE IS APPRECIATED. POLISHES SILVER. (Photo taken when he was 17.)BORN 3 MIN. AND 26 SEC. EARLIER THAN HIS BROTHER, HE LOVES SHOWING HIS 23 SPORTS TROPHIES AND UNIFORMS TO VISITORS. LOVES TO WASH DISHES. MUST BE REMINDED TO USE SOAP. (Photo taken when he was 17.)
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