GOTCHA TO REPLACE CATCHEM AS T.I.SH. EAST BORDER GUARD!

ARTHUR GOTCHA WILL REPLACE WILL CATCHEM IN A “CHANGING OF THE GUARD” CEREMONY.  CATCHEM JUST ENTERED THE BLACK HOLE TO SEARCH FOR MUFFIN MAN.

KEITH M. CAGED, BORDER GUARD EXPLAINS:

KEITH M. CAGED GUARD

KEITH M. CAGED EGGS AND BACON
KEITH M. CAGED’S MOTHER MADE HIM SMILEY EGGS AND BACON ON SATURDAYS UNTIL HE LEFT FOR COLLEGE.
ARTHUR GOTCHA'S FIANCE
ARTHUR GOTCHA’S FIANCEE, HILDA UPUP, HAS BEEN SKIPPING SINCE THE AGE OF TWO.