CONCLUSIVE RESULTS IN STUDY WHERE PARTICIPANTS WERE SUBJECTED TO VIOLENT WORDS IN COOKBOOKS!

ULRIC UTTER AND MR. WHOOEY HIRED PEEPS (Prohibit Exciting Extreme Provocative Speech) FOUNDATION TO MONITOR THE STUDY.

Group A read recipes that included the words, “chop,” “peel,” “sliver,” “slice,” and “mash.”  RESULTS: AT THE END OF 15 MINUTES, 3 OUT OF 7 PEOPLE STREAKED OR SNITCHED.

Group B mowed grass.  RESULTS: AT THE END OF 15 MINUTES, 2 OUT OF 7 PEOPLE STREAKED.

Group C meditated.  RESULTS:  AT THE END OF 15 MINUTES, 1 PERSON OUT OF 7 PEOPLE SNITCHED.

MR. WHOOEY'S COOKIE

 

 

 

ULRIC UTTER'S OREOS

DR. LONG'S COOKIES
DR. LONG, EMOTIONS-RELATED-TO-COOKIES SPECIALIST