Shorking, Will Watt
by eths

WILL WATT’S CAMPAIGN PROMISE: SHORTEN SPEECH, SAVE ENERGY, REDUCE HOTHOUSE EFFECT!

 

W. WATT, FOUNDER OF SHORKISM AND PRESIDENT OF SHORKERS UNIVERSITY, EXPLAINS HOW TO SHORK:

WILL WATT SPACE IN BED

 

WILL WATT TAKE BALLS

WILL WATT CUT THIS PINEAPPLE
AT AGE 3, WILL WATT WON THE SLICE-A-PINEAPPLE-IN 2 1/2-MINUTES AWARD

 

COURSES OFFERED AT SHORKERS UNIVERSITY:

SH – 100 Shorkism Principles 

SH – 101 Shorkism Lifestyle 

SH – 102 Benefits of Living Shorkism 

SH – 309 Shorkism Training Camp