LOOKEEHERE AND ASKEW AWAKENED FROM DEEP SLEEP BY ALIEN’S SOUND INSIDE UNDERGROUND MAZE!

ATHOL SENSITIVITY CENTER OFFERS ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU MEET AN OUTER SPACE ALIEN!


Keith M. Caged, teacher at La Sensitivity Center, and his new associate, Wally Wary, Trained Outer Space Hypnotist, suggest Atholians carry a special Outer Space Alien backpack consisting of the following items, plus other personal items:
OUTER SPACE BACKPACKS ARE ONLY AVAILABLE AT LA SENSITIVITY CENTER AT A COST OF $79.95
ATHOL TOWN COUNCIL DEMANDS ALL MAYORAL CANDIDATES CONFESS WRONGDOINGS!
Excepted are Me-Jane and Gramps #3924 who have already confessed misdeeds. Ulric Utter offered to speak first.
