OUTER SPACE ALIEN HEARD INSIDE TUNNEL IN UNDERGROUND ATHOL!

LOOKEEHERE AND ASKEW AWAKENED FROM DEEP SLEEP BY ALIEN’S SOUND INSIDE UNDERGROUND MAZE!

GUNHILDA ASKEW ALIEN SOUND
IT’S RUMORED THAT GUNHILDA SLIGHTLY ASKEW AND LIONEL LOOKEEHERE ARE MORE THAN JUST GOOD FRIENDS.

ATHOL SENSITIVITY CENTER OFFERS ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU MEET AN OUTER SPACE ALIEN!

HYPNOTIST
WALLACE WARY HAS A DEGREE IN HYPNOTIZING OUTER SPACE ALIENS FROM I NEED MY SPACE UNIVERSITY.
COOLER
COOLER FOR CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM BARS

Keith M. Caged, teacher at La Sensitivity Center, and his new associate, Wally Wary, Trained Outer Space Hypnotist, suggest Atholians carry a special Outer Space Alien backpack consisting of the following items, plus other personal items:CHOCOLATE BARDICTIONARYSCRABBLE

OUTER SPACE BACKPACKS ARE ONLY AVAILABLE AT LA SENSITIVITY CENTER AT A COST OF $79.95 

CARE PACKAGE WITH Q TIPS

LIONEL LOOKEEHERE'S PURPLE SPOON AND BLUE KNIFE COLLECTION

ATHOL TOWN COUNCIL DEMANDS ALL MAYORAL CANDIDATES CONFESS WRONGDOINGS!

Excepted are Me-Jane and Gramps #3924 who have already confessed misdeeds. Ulric Utter offered to speak first.

ULRIC UTTER SOCKS
ULRIC UTTER, SLOP (SPEAK-LOVINGLY-PARTY) CANDIDATE