ELSIE WHAT-WHEN, STILL IN THE THROES OF GRIEF FROM THE DEATH OF SUMMER THE SNAIL, ANNOUNCED HER CANDIDACY IN THE MAYORAL RACE AND STARTED A NEW POLITICAL PARTY IN ATHOL, PROMISE-TO-KEEP-OUR-PROMISE (POP) PARTY.
Athol’s two political parties, Most-Certainly (MOC) and Depends-Upon (DOP) have announced their party symbols. As of today, one person, Muffin Man, a moderate DOP, has entered the race for Mayor. Tomorrow afternoon, Elsie What-When is expected […]
GRAMMY #211 INTERVIEWED THREE ATHOL RESIDENTS, SHOWING EACH THE WONDERFUL SKETCH OF A POCKET WATCH BY SHAFALI (https://shafali.wordpress.com ) HERE ARE THEIR RESPONSES: HENRIETTA HUPHUP: Up in the morn. Check my pocket! Check on the […]
Editorial correction: Unaware that our article was sabotaged, we published the TISH Pledge incorrectly. The phrases, “Speak Politely” and “Be green no matter the cost” are not part of the pledge. We apologize for any misunderstanding this may have caused.
Protests erupted in Athol when U.S.A. resident announced his candidacy. Town Council will discuss legality this weekend.
Muffin Man announced his entry into the race to the customer buying donut holes at his shop. Due to his upcoming busy schedule, MM will have to resign as curator of the Oppositional Gravity Exhibit.
FIRST-EVER MAYOR TO BE ELECTED. CANDIDATES MUST EMBODY TISH PLEDGE: TO: FREE SPEECH SPEAK POLITELY LIVE GREEN LIVE GREEN NO MATTER THE COST REMAIN AUTONOMOUS EMBRACE GLOBALIZATION DEFEND BORDERS PROMOTE PEACE FIGHT TERRORISM ENFORCE NON-VIOLENCE
Hours after finishing a 72 Hour Scrabble tournament, Sonny Cecil, owner of La Seniors Fun and Frolic Club, is recovering from emergency surgery. Earlier in the day Cecil was assaulted by another Scrabble player participating […]
THURSDAY NEWS SCOOP New findings in a trial test using 23 Athol residents after playing Scrabble for 72 hours straight, indicate that mood can be determined by the way a person shreds paper. Dr. Long, Athol doctor, provided participants […]
La House of Slightly Difficult Relatives has available placements. If you are looking for a substitute Grandmother, Grandfather or Aunt, we have a fine selection in the 75 – 90 year range. La House of […]