Elsie What-When by ethsDec 25, 201715:4712/25/2017 BREAKING NEWS: ATHOL HOLIDAY PARTY TAKES UNFORTUNATE TURN!
Mrs. Long by ethsOct 2, 201619:2410/02/2016 SHOULD KEITH M. CAGED BE ALLOWED TO PLAY GAMES OTHER THAN MONOPOLY WHILE ON GUARD DUTY?
Mrs. Long by ethsSep 29, 201622:2209/29/2016 KEITH M. CAGED CAUGHT PLAYING MONOPOLY WHILE ON GUARD DUTY!
Mrs. Long by ethsSep 23, 201612:2809/23/2016 FEAR OF SPACE ALIEN ANIMALS SPURS ATHOLIANS TO USE ALIASES!
Mrs. Long by ethsJul 3, 201620:3807/03/2016 UPRIGHT VACUUM CLEANER (VAC) BELONGING TO MARY LOU VERY-PICKY ROBS ATHOLIANS!
Mrs. Long by ethsMar 25, 201615:1103/25/2016 MS. NODOFF’S SLEEPWALKING STUDENT RUNS AMOK AT RESTAURANT!
Keith M. Caged by ethsDec 21, 201521:4712/21/2015 DR. LONG, VERBAL ABUSE TO SLUGS THERAPIST NANA, PAGE, AND TYRA SIGHTED HITCHHIKING IN CALIFORNIA NEAR OAKLAND ZOO!
Me-Jane by ethsDec 12, 201523:4312/12/2015 MELODY AGOGO TRANSLATED GOPHER REPRESENTATIVES MESSAGE DELAYED AUTOPY REPORT REVEALS WATER SUFFOCATION CAUSED MANFRED MOLE, JR.’S DEATH!
Muffin Man by ethsDec 8, 201519:4712/08/2015 MOLES SINK THREE HOUSES IN ATHOL! MANFRED MOLE, JR. FOUND DEAD!
Elsie What-When by ethsNov 24, 201516:1711/24/2015 RECEIVING A BLUE CANDY CANE CHANGED KEITH M. CAGED'S LIFE! VANDALS CAREFULLY REMOVE LABELS FROM PRODUCE AT ATHOL’S BUY-A-LOT-AND-SAVE-A-BIT MART!
Muffin Man by ethsNov 23, 201513:1611/23/2015 MS. NODOFF, FOUNDER OF SLEEPWALKING SCHOOL. KLEIN HIME, INVENTOR OF DEHYDRATION FORMULA, SIGHTS MUFFIN MAN IN MAUI!
Keith M. Caged by ethsNov 13, 201513:51 KEITH M. CAGED'S MOTHER MADE HIM SMILEY EGGS AND BACON ON SATURDAYS UNTIL HE LEFT FOR COLLEGE. GOTCHA TO REPLACE CATCHEM AS T.I.SH. EAST BORDER GUARD!
Me-Jane by ethsNov 6, 201514:1811/10/2015 IT'S RUMORED THAT GUNHILDA SLIGHTLY ASKEW AND LIONEL LOOKEEHERE ARE MORE THAN JUST GOOD FRIENDS. OUTER SPACE ALIEN HEARD INSIDE TUNNEL IN UNDERGROUND ATHOL!