GRAMMY #211 LATEST PLAY WILL PREMIERE AT ATHOL PUBLIC LIBRARY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, 3 A.M.!
Grammy #211 moved to Athol in T.I.S.H. after complaints of plagiarism regarding the titles of her plays, “The Even Twosome” and “On Hold for Goddess.”
CAMPAIGN UPDATE: MR WHOOEY ENTERS THE RACE ON THE GROP (GREED-IS-GOOD PARTY) PLATFORM: TO INSTALL PARKING METERS.
Mr. Whooey was asked why he wanted to install meters when driving motor vehicles was limited to Tuesdays, 9 a.m. to 10 a.m.
UPDATE ON BLACK HOLE RESCUE MISSION: OWNER OF LA HOUSE OF HOLE DETECTION GIVES ADVICE TO MRS. LOIS AND WILL CATCHEM, RESCUE VOLUNTEERS: KEEP A DAILY SCHEDULE!