Black Hole Rescue, Grammy #211, GROP, Husband of CEO, Mayoral Race, Mr. Whooey, Mrs. Lois Lois, Will Catchem
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“CHEETAH ON A SIZZLING METAL COVER” BY GRAMMY #211 TO PREMIERE IN ATHOL!

GRAMMY #211 PLAYGRAMMY #211 LATEST PLAY WILL PREMIERE AT ATHOL PUBLIC LIBRARY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, 3 A.M.!

Grammy #211 moved to Athol in T.I.S.H. after complaints of plagiarism regarding the titles of her plays, “The Even Twosome” and “On Hold for Goddess.”  

CAMPAIGN UPDATE: MR WHOOEY ENTERS THE RACE ON THE GROP (GREED-IS-GOOD PARTY) PLATFORM: TO INSTALL PARKING METERS.

Mr. Whooey was asked why he wanted to install meters when driving motor vehicles was limited to Tuesdays, 9 a.m. to 10 a.m.

MR. WHOOEY FAT PROFIT
MR. WHOOEY, FORMER RESIDENT OF SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA, STATE OF CA, U.S.A.
MR. WHOOEY'S GNOME
AT AGE 5, MR. WHOOEY COLLECTED GNOMES FROM NEIGHBOR’S YARDS AND SOLD THEM AT HIS LEMONADE STAND.

UPDATE ON BLACK HOLE RESCUE MISSION: OWNER OF LA HOUSE OF HOLE DETECTION GIVES ADVICE TO MRS. LOIS AND WILL CATCHEM, RESCUE VOLUNTEERS:   KEEP A DAILY SCHEDULE!

HUSBAND OF CEO NAIL CLIPPERS
HOLEOLOGIST, HUSBAND OF CEO, WON A YEAR’S SUPPLY OF NAIL CLIPPERS FOR HIS BOOK, “LIVING IN THE BLACK HOLE IS LIKE LIVING IN A DARK CLOSET WITHOUT THE PULL OF GRAVITY.”