TIPS FOR SURVIVING INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE!

CAMPAIGN UPDATE ON CANDIDATES’ CONFESSIONS:

   CANDIDATES WHO HAVE ALREADY CONFESSED THEIR WRONGDOINGS:

  1.  Me-Jane made up story of her chocolate stash being compromised.

  2.  Gramps #3924 sauteed Elsie What-When’s pet snail, Summer.

  3.  Ulric Udder stole his mother’s wooly socks.