CAMPAIGN UPDATE ON CANDIDATES’ WRONGDOINGS!

  1.  Me-Jane made up story of her chocolate stash being compromised.

  2.  Gramps #3924 sauteed Elsie What-When’s pet snail, Summer.

  3.  Ulric Udder stole his mother’s wooly socks.

  4,  Artist Ah tore a friend’s collage to pieces.

5.  Henrietta Huphup left cheese out of a grilled cheese sandwich, on purpose.

 6.  Will Watt ran his cat’s tail through his mother’s jelly sandwich.