AMAZING RESULTS AFTER COATING HANDS WITH CHOCOLATE SYRUP!
Me-Jane, COP (Chocolate-Only Party) mayoral candidate, tested an undisclosed woman’s hands.
CAMPAIGN ON CANDIDATES WRONGDOINGS:
CANDIDATES WHO HAVE ALREADY CONFESSED THEIR WRONGDOINGS:
1. Me-Jane made up story of her chocolate stash being compromised.
2. Gramps #3924 sauteed Elsie What-When’s pet snail, Summer.
3. Ulric Udder stole his mother’s wooly socks.
4, Artist Ah tore a friend’s collage to pieces.
5. Henrietta Huphup left cheese out of a grilled cheese sandwich, on purpose.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 