NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT CHOCOLATE SYRUP DESTROYS WRINKLES!

AMAZING RESULTS AFTER COATING HANDS WITH CHOCOLATE SYRUP!

Me-Jane, COP (Chocolate-Only Party) mayoral candidate, tested an undisclosed woman’s hands.

ME-JANE YUMMIEST

HANDS WITH WRINKLES
BEFORE CHOCOLATE SYRUP TEST
HAND NO WRINKLES
AFTER CHOCOLATE SYRUP TEST

 

CAMPAIGN ON CANDIDATES WRONGDOINGS:

WILL WATT SANDWICH
WILL WATT, SPOP (SHORT-SPEAKING PARTY) CANDIDATE

CANDIDATES WHO HAVE ALREADY CONFESSED THEIR WRONGDOINGS:

  1.  Me-Jane made up story of her chocolate stash being compromised.

  2.  Gramps #3924 sauteed Elsie What-When’s pet snail, Summer.

  3.  Ulric Udder stole his mother’s wooly socks.

  4,  Artist Ah tore a friend’s collage to pieces.

  5.  Henrietta Huphup left cheese out of a grilled cheese sandwich, on purpose.