Update on The Case of the Dead Wasp, and Other Tangents!

Earlier this week, it was revealed Mr. Jones-Smith, manager and founder of Athol Insect and Bug Rehabilitation Center, had not given his ailing wasp a tummy rub in the late hours of night as he had previously stated.  Jones-Smith later confessed he was at Artist Ah’s* studio until 2 a.m. writing a song of love for his wife.

As of publication time, Mr. Jones-Smith was not available for comment, though an anonymous reader submitted this photo of a man leaving Mrs. Smith-Jones home on the night Mr. Jones-Smith was writing a love song.    

PHOTO FROM ANONYMOUS READER:

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LATER MRS. SMITH-JONES COMMENTED:

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ATHOL WATER MAN:

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ATHOL ISSUE THERAPIST:

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ATHOL SHEEP EDUCATIONALIST AND TRUSTEE OF UNIVERSITY OF ALTERNATIVE THERAPIES FOR INSECTS AND BUGS:

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CHAIRMAN OF INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WASP MASSEUSES:

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Weather Forecast by Fin Clement:

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*Artist Ah is internationally known for her Tea Bags Hanging from a Hanger Sculptures.

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