SOCKS WERE FOUND NEAR MUFFIN MAN’S HOUSE THE NIGHT MAE PULLHAM ATTEMPTED TO STRANGLE GRAMPS #3924. ITEMS WERE RECENTLY USED IN “FRAUGHT WITH DESPAIR,” A SOCK SCULPTURE INSTALLATION BY ARTIST AH.
DIFFERENT DNA IN EACH SOCK SUGGESTS EACH SOCK WAS WORN BY A DIFFERENT PERSON. MS. PULLHAM’S DNA MATCHED THE DIRTIER SOCK.
SIDETRACKS:
REGARDING THE CASE, KEITH M. CAGED, ATHOL BORDER GUARD, COMMENTS ON MAE PULLHAM, ATHOL’S DENTIST: 
MAE PULLHAM RESPONDS:
ATHOL RESIDENT:
BREAKING NEWS: DNA IN OTHER SOCK MATCHED THAT OF WOMAN WHO WAS SEEN WHISPERING TO MARY POPPINS, NOD PMURT’S ABANDONED PARROT. WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE SOCK:
MORE BREAKING NEWS: MARY POPPINS, NOD PMURT’S ABANDONED PARROT, “LETS GO” (POOPS) ON SOCKS.
PROFESSOR OF GIRAFFE HUMMING AND CHICKEN CLUCKING HAS TRIED SPEECH REPLACEMENT THERAPY ON MARY POPPINS:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 