KEITH M. CAGED ADMITS NO ONE SAW MUFFIN MAN ENTER THE BLACK HOLE! “AND THERE WERE DISCREPANCIES ON THE BLACK HOLE LIST FOUND IN HIS HOME.”
ATHOLIAN’S REACTIONS TO FINDING THE MISSING MUFFIN MAN, DOP (DEPENDS-ON PARTY) CANDIDATE FOR MAYOR:
MR. WHOOEY, RUNNING ON GROP (GREED-IS-GOOD PARTY) PLATFORM : 
ARTIST AH, RUNNING ON MOP (MOST-CERTAINLY PARTY) PLATFORM:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 