MINUTES AFTER A THIRD SIGHTING OF A SPACE ALIEN ANIMAL, TOWN HALL MEMBERS CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING TO DISCUSS SECURITY. MEMBERS DECIDED ATHOLIANS SHOULD USE PSEUDONYMS TO PROTECT THEIR IDENTITY!

SAFARI HAIR STYLIST SAID:

HENRIETTA HUPHUP,  ATHOL’S DANCE TEACHER:

KEITH M. CAGED PROMOTED THE WEEKEND WORKSHOP HE WILL TEACH AT SPACE ALIEN SENSITIVITY CENTER –

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED PAMMY, CO-OWNER WITH JIMMY OF THE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH SHOP.  

READERS MAY REMEMBER PAMMY AND JIMMY’S RESEARCH ON HEALTH BENEFITS OF EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND MAYO:

SIDETRACKS:

SHEEP EDUCATOR:

MRS. LOIS:

BREAKING NEWS: