NANA, PAGE, AND TYRA SIGHTED HITCHHIKING IN CALIFORNIA NEAR OAKLAND ZOO!

A DRIVER, NAME UNKNOWN, SAW THE MISSING SNAIL, PENGUIN, AND TIGER. RECOGNIZING THEM FROM NEWSPAPER HEADLINES, HE CALLED KEITH M. CAGED, EAST BORDER PATROL GUARD!

HITCHHIKER'S THUMB SIGN

KEITH M. CAGED CONTACTED BENJAMIN TRACKER AND BETTER FINDEM, ANIMAL SPECIALISTS HIRED TO FIND THE ANIMAL TRIO.SNAIL MISTAKENLY DETAINED

 

THE QUESTION IS:  HOW DID THE ESCAPEES GET BEYOND THE ROAD BLOCKS? BARRICADES ESCAPING

 

TINA TIMEOUT, ANIMAL BEHAVORIAL THERAPIST, WAS FLOWN IN FROM LAFAYETTE, CA, USA. TINA TIMEOUT SPEAKING OF NIGHTMARESTINA TIMEOUT THINK ANIMALS HAD BEEN VERBALLY ABUSED

DR. LONG EXPLAINS VERBAL ABUSE
DR. LONG, VERBAL ABUSE TO SLUGS THERAPIST

DONKEY RELAXEDHORSE SMILED AFTER THERAPY SESSIONS


NANA LACKS MOTIVATION

DESCRIPTION OF MISSING ANIMALS:

TYRA TIGER BOSSY

PAGE PENGUIN IMPATIENT