PEEPS (PROHIBIT EXTREMELY EXCITING PROVOCATIVE SPEECH) DIRECTOR WAS ALSO ON THE BOARD OF PUKE (PEACEFUL AND UNITED KEEPERS) .
LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED MR. WHOOEY, FOUNDER OF GNIFLOG AND BROTHER OF NOD PMURT:
DON JOHN, DANCE INSTRUCTOR AT HARRIET HUPHUP’S MARCH AND DANCE STUDIO AND FORMER DETECTIVE, SAID:
THESE SHOES WERE FOUND AT EDGE OF SAND TRAP:
SHOEOLOGIST #1 WAS CONSULTED.
FUTURE BACKSTORY: