BREAKING NEWS: ATHOL HOLIDAY PARTY TAKES UNFORTUNATE TURN!

Everything was going smoothly at Athol Insect and Bug Rehabilitation Clinic’s Holiday Open House.  Mr. Jones-Smith, founder and physician, spoke:

A resident of House of Slightly Difficult Relatives Performed Break Dancing:

A Mudologist described the special Mud Event:

A Member of Sonny Cecil’s Senior Fun and Frolic club shared her skill at meditating:

Suddenly, everything went awry.  An unknown person brought a selection of chocolate covered ants and beetles for treats.

(EDITOR’S NOTE:  Me-Jane was released in time to watch a marathon of “Bob’s Burgers.”)

In the midst of this mayhem, someone swatted and killed a recuperating fly:

Moments later, Gramps #3924 was seen leaving the scene of the swatting:Investigation will continue until the culprits are caught, according to Athol Police Chief, Keith M. Caged.

Mr. Jones-Smith was unavailable for comment due to grief and melancholy.  The following counselors offered services to Mr. Jones-Smith:

Do you need help peeling potatoes? Make an appointment with Athol Potato Authority.

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