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Month: November 2015

GRAMPS #3924 by ethsNov 13, 201519:2811/13/2015

GRAMPS #3924 BRITCHES

IF ELECTED MAYOR, MR. WHOOEY WILL INSTALL PARKING METERS AND TOLL BOOTH!

Keith M. Caged by ethsNov 13, 201513:51

KEITH M. CAGED EGGS AND BACON — KEITH M. CAGED'S MOTHER MADE HIM SMILEY EGGS AND BACON ON SATURDAYS UNTIL HE LEFT FOR COLLEGE.

GOTCHA TO REPLACE CATCHEM AS T.I.SH. EAST BORDER GUARD!

Henrietta Huphup by ethsNov 12, 201511:3311/12/2015

HUPHUP BUBBLE SHOES

HUPHUP, PROMISE-TO-KEEP-MY-PROMISE CANDIDATE, PROMISES TO KEEP HER PROMISES!

Uncategorized by ethsNov 12, 201511:2711/12/2015

RADISHES BUBBLE

LA ANIMAL AND SALAD CAFE PROVIDES KNIFE, FORK, AND PLATE WITH MEALS!

Mr. Whooey by ethsNov 11, 201519:07

MR. WHOOEY FAVORS — MR. WHOOEY, GROP (GREED-IS-GOOD PARTY) PLATFORM

CAMPAIGN UPDATE ON CANDIDATES’ WRONGDOINGS!

Shimy Hime by ethsNov 11, 201515:0911/12/2015

SHIMY AT CONVENTION — SHIMY HIME AT WWHBSBTMITL (Women Who Have Been Shrunk by The Men in Their Lives) CONVENTION. SHIMY IS ON THE RIGHT.

KLEIN HIME DISAPPEARS ON CRUISE SHIP WITH ANTIDOTE TO UNSHRINK HIS WIFE!

Me-Jane by ethsNov 10, 201519:2811/10/2015

HANDS WITH WRINKLES — BEFORE CHOCOLATE SYRUP TEST

NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT CHOCOLATE SYRUP DESTROYS WRINKLES!

Mrs. Long by ethsNov 9, 201519:0111/10/2015

MRS. LONG'S RUBBER DUCKY

MRS. LONG, 99 YR. OLD WOMAN DISCOVERED IN ATHOL UNDERGROUND MAZE, KEEPS A RUBBER DUCKY IN HER PURSE!

YON WONDER by ethsNov 8, 201517:2911/10/2015

DONUT HOLES — THESES WERE INTENDED TO BE DONUT SQUARES.

ATHOL NOVEMBER DEALS: 30% OFF ON SLIGHTLY MISSHAPED DONUT SQUARES!

Dr. Long by ethsNov 7, 201518:1211/10/2015

SHIMY HIME HUG EACH DAY — SHIMY HIME, FOUNDER OF SCHOOL OF LOVE.

TIPS FOR SURVIVING INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE!

Me-Jane by ethsNov 6, 201514:1811/10/2015

GUNHILDA ASKEW ALIEN SOUND — IT'S RUMORED THAT GUNHILDA SLIGHTLY ASKEW AND LIONEL LOOKEEHERE ARE MORE THAN JUST GOOD FRIENDS.

OUTER SPACE ALIEN HEARD INSIDE TUNNEL IN UNDERGROUND ATHOL!

Uncategorized by ethsNov 5, 201511:0311/10/2015

ME-JANE'S PURPLE COW — ME-JANE WENT TO COLLEGE AFTER HER PARENTS GAVE HER A PURPLE COW.

STOVETOP “BIRTHS” INTO LONGSOCKS CLOTHES CLOSET IN THEIR FALMART HOME!

Mayoral Race by ethsNov 4, 201511:5311/10/2015

MR. WHOOEY FAT PROFIT — MR. WHOOEY, FORMER RESIDENT OF SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA, STATE OF CA, U.S.A.

“CHEETAH ON A SIZZLING METAL COVER” BY GRAMMY #211 TO PREMIERE IN ATHOL!

Me-Jane by ethsNov 3, 201513:3411/10/2015

SHIMY AT CONVENTION — SHIMY HIME AT WWHBSBTMITL (Women Who Have Been Shrunk by The Men in Their Lives) CONVENTION. SHIMY IS ON THE RIGHT.

KLEIN HIME DISCOVERS ANTIDOTE TO UNSHRINK HIS WIFE!

Elsie What-When by ethsNov 2, 201519:0811/10/2015

GRAMPS #3924 SUMMER — GRAMPS #3924, INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE FOR MAYOR

GRAMPS #3924 ADMITS TO SAUTEEING SUMMER THE SNAIL! READ THE WHOLE STORY!

Uncategorized by ethsNov 2, 201512:3911/10/2015

ELSIE WHAT-WHEN UNDERSTAND — ELSIE WHAT-WHEN, BEREAVED OWNER OF RECENTLY DECEASED SUMMER THE SNAIL.

CONSULTANT FINDS RARE BLUE LETTUCE THAT LINKS TO SUMMER THE SNAIL’S DEATH!

Mae Pullham by ethsNov 1, 201515:1811/10/2015

MAE PULLHAM CALMS — MAE PULLHAM, DOING WHAT SHE DOES BEST.

ATHOL NOVEMBER BUSINESS DEALS! THREE TEETH PULLED FOR THE PRICE OF TWO!

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