MAE PULLHAM, ATHOL DENTIST, IS ALSO OFFERING FREE TEETH CLEANING BEFORE AND AFTER EXTRACTION!
M. Pullham has two famous relatives: An uncle who pulled an entire set of teeth while reciting Beowulf, and her mother who gave birth to her while performing a root canal.
LA BANK AND PEST CONTROL CO. OFFERING COMPASSIONATE REMOVAL OF FLIES! FIRST TIME FREE!
HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES OFFERING 45% OFF RENTAL OF 28 YR. OLD GRANDSON.