TEETH MARKS ON CANDY IN J. HEIMER-SCHMIDT HOUSE MATCH THOSE IN THE BITTEN CHOCOLATE IN ME-JANE’S STASH. HAVING ALREADY CONFESSED TO FALSELY ACCUSING SOMEONE OF COMPROMISING HER CHOCOLATE STASH, ME-JANE ADDS TO HER WOES BY […]
Category: Henrietta Huphup
ATHOL COMMUNITY NEWS: CASTING CALLS, BIRTHS, BUSINESSES, AND RELATIONSHIPS!
A SOMBER DAY IN ATHOL: MANFRED MOLE, JR. MEMORIALIZED BY MOLETOWN AND ATHOLIANS!
MRS. LONG, 99 YR. OLD WOMAN DISCOVERED IN ATHOL UNDERGROUND MAZE, KEEPS A RUBBER DUCKY IN HER PURSE!
ME-JANE CONFESSES! I DID IT! I CANNOT TELL A LIE!
ME-JANE, COP (CHOCOLATE-ONLY-PARTY) MAYORAL CANDIDATE ADMITTED THAT NO ONE BROKE INTO HER HOUSE AND TOOK BITES OUT OF HER STASH! OTHER CANDIDATES WERE ASKED IF THEY THOUGHT ME-JANE SHOULD QUIT THE RACE.
BUSINESS DEALS IN ATHOL!
LA COFFEE SHOP OFFERING FREE DONUT CUBE TO 1ST CUSTOMER! Gramps #3924, manager of La Coffee Shop, and Yon Wonder, Colorful Food Artist, have joined forces to bring more business to downtown Athol. Wonder denied […]
MUSIC ERUPTS FROM BLACK HOLE!
Palpable disappointment at the failure to extract Muffin Man turned to instant joy when “Are You the Man Your Mother thought You’d Be?” echoed forth from the Black Hole. Yon Wonder, LOP candidate for mayor, shared an arrangement […]
RENTAL RELATIVES AVAILABLE! DO-THE-ATHOL TAP DANCE ADDED TO CLASS LIST!
La House of Slightly Difficult Relatives offers %5 discount on Inspiring Uncle and Fun-loving 3rd Cousin. Henrietta Huphup, owner of La March and Dance Studio, is offering free first lessons to learn Do-The-Athol tap dance. Ms. Huphup […]
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