Ms. Nodoff by ethsDec 6, 201523:3012/06/2015 MS. NODOFF RIDING HER DIRT BIKE DISCOUNTS ON SLEEPWALKING CLASSES AND A ONE HOUR SESSION WITH LETTUCE CONSULTANT!
Me-Jane by ethsDec 3, 201516:0112/03/2015 MELODY AGOGO, PROFESSIONAL LINEN CLOSET AND PILLOW ARRANGER. ANOTHER ERUPTION: SOFA “BIRTHS” INTO HILDA UPUP’S FALMART HOME!
Me-Jane by ethsDec 1, 201521:0912/01/2015 ME-JANE, COP (CHOCOLATE-ONLY PARTY) CANDIDATE. ME-JANE AND WILL WATT TO RUN AS CO-MAYORS! THEIR PLAN FOR ATHOL!
Ulric Utter by ethsNov 30, 201518:1211/30/2015 ARTIST AH, MOP (MOST-CERTAINLY PARTY) CANDIDATE THE MOMENT WE’VE WAITED FOR: CANDIDATES STATE PLANS FOR ATHOL!
Husband of CEO by ethsNov 29, 201511:4911/29/2015 LIVE ENACTMENT SEE AMAZING LEMON AND OTHER WONDERS IN OPPOSITIONAL GRAVITY EXHIBIT!
Me-Jane by ethsNov 27, 201512:2311/27/2015 TERRENCE'S BROTHER, TORRANCE CULPRIT FOUND! YON WONDER ROASTED TURKEY FROM ATHOL SAFARI PARK!
La House of Slightly Difficult Relatives by ethsNov 25, 201511:4111/25/2015 GRAMPS #33 BLOWS HIS NOSE OFTEN. CAN BE NOISY! USES A BOX A DAY. CLOTHES THAT HUG YOU AND HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES OFFER DISCOUNTS!
Elsie What-When by ethsNov 24, 201516:1711/24/2015 RECEIVING A BLUE CANDY CANE CHANGED KEITH M. CAGED'S LIFE! VANDALS CAREFULLY REMOVE LABELS FROM PRODUCE AT ATHOL’S BUY-A-LOT-AND-SAVE-A-BIT MART!
Sonny Cecil by ethsNov 23, 201518:2111/23/2015 MEET SONNY CECIL, OWNER OF ATHOL SENIOR FUN AND FROLIC CENTER!
Muffin Man by ethsNov 23, 201513:1611/23/2015 MS. NODOFF, FOUNDER OF SLEEPWALKING SCHOOL. KLEIN HIME, INVENTOR OF DEHYDRATION FORMULA, SIGHTS MUFFIN MAN IN MAUI!
Ima Athol by ethsNov 22, 201515:0011/22/2015 BOX THAT CONTAINS IMA ATHOL'S BRAIN VISIT UNIQUE TO ATHOL EXHIBIT! SEE BOX THAT CONTAINS IMA ATHOL’S BRAIN!
Ulric Utter by ethsNov 21, 201517:1411/21/2015 WATT BLASTS UTTER! PLEASANT ENGLISH IS ANTI GREEN, RUINS PLANET!
Dr. Long by ethsNov 20, 201513:1311/20/2015 DR. LONG, EMOTIONS-RELATED-TO-COOKIES SPECIALIST CONCLUSIVE RESULTS IN STUDY WHERE PARTICIPANTS WERE SUBJECTED TO VIOLENT WORDS IN COOKBOOKS!
Will Watt by ethsNov 19, 201516:4111/19/2015 AT AGE 3, WILL WATT WON THE SLICE-A-PINEAPPLE-IN 2 1/2-MINUTES AWARD WILL WATT’S CAMPAIGN PROMISE: SHORTEN SPEECH, SAVE ENERGY, REDUCE HOTHOUSE EFFECT!
Dr. Long by ethsNov 19, 201510:5411/19/2015 BUY A TOASTER THAT LISTENS TO YOUR COMPLAINTS FROM LA ROLE MODEL APPLIANCES!
Artist Ah by ethsNov 18, 201516:5111/18/2015 ARTIST AH'S "DISTRESSED," A METAL SCULTURE ARTIST AH’S CAMPAIGN VISION: TO BE GREEN, ATHOL WILL PAINT ALL BUILDINGS YELLOW AND BLUE!
Husband of CEO by ethsNov 16, 201512:11 SCHOOL OF HOLEOLOGY OFFERS NEW COURSE: SWISS CHEESE: THEORY OF HOLES IN
GRAMPS #3924 by ethsNov 13, 201519:2811/13/2015 IF ELECTED MAYOR, MR. WHOOEY WILL INSTALL PARKING METERS AND TOLL BOOTH!