ME-JANE AND WILL WATT TO RUN AS CO-MAYORS! THEIR PLAN FOR ATHOL!

GRAMMY #211, ROVING REPORTER, ASKED THE CANDIDATES: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR ATHOL?    

WHEN ASKED HOW THEY WOULD BENEFIT FROM SHARING THE JOB OF MAYOR, WILL WATT SAID:

ME-JANE SAID:

SHORKERS U. 2015 CLASS SCHEDULE

SH – 100 Shorking (Short Speaking) Principles 

SH – 103 Shorking Expressionism – Alternative Four Letter Words to Use in Front of Your Grandparents

SH – 105  Shorking When You Accidentally Hammer Your Thumb and You Are Alone

SH – 109 Shorking When You Slice off Your Finger when Cutting a Bagel in Half and You Are Entertaining Business Associates

SH – 302 Passive Motivational Methods for Students Who Learn Quickly (Bring Yoga Mat)

SH – 303 Aggressive Motivational Methods for Students Who Don’t Learn Quickly (Bring Swimsuit)