ANOTHER ERUPTION: SOFA “BIRTHS” INTO HILDA UPUP’S FALMART HOME!

MELODY AGOGO EXPLAINS WHY THE ATHOL FALMART STORE COLLAPSED THREE YEARS AGO:

THIS MORNING HILDA UPUP MET WITH A BUILDING CONTRACTOR TO DISCUSS REBUILDING HER FALMART HOUSE.   SHE’D LIKE THE SOFA TO STAY WHERE IT “BIRTHED,” IN THE UTILITY ROOM NEXT TO THE HOT WATER HEATER.

ME-JANE, FALMART HOMES MIDWIFE DESCRIBED THE “BIRTHING.”