LIONEL LOOKEEHERE DISCOVERS TUNNEL-MADE SENTENCES! While checking out the tunnel from Elvira Whipsnap’s home, Lookeehere discovered the mole’s message. OFFICIALS OF MOLETOWN CONFIRM DISCOVERY! Grand Chief’s spokesmole, who has been unavailable for comment since the […]
Category: Sonny Cecil
MR. WHOOEY ANNOUNCES WHOOEY’S 1ST MR. ATHOL MANLY CONTEST! PERSONALITY, TALENT, AND EAR LOBES TO BE JUDGED!
NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS MUFFIN MAN’S BLACK HOLE TRIP LIST A SET UP!
ATHOL RESIDENT COMES FORTH WITH CRUCIAL INFORMATION! Black Hole Trip List items: All-Weather Coat, Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Care Package for Lois Lois, Donut Holes, Pajamas, Slippers. According to NU (Name Undisclosed,) Muffin Man did not wear slippers. […]
FUROR IN ATHOL OVER USE OF PHRASE, “UNPLEASANT ENGLISH!”
SONNY CECIL OBJECTS TO USE OF “UNPLEASANT ENGLISH,” A TERM CREATED BY ULRIC UTTER. Yesterday’s newsflash used “Unpleasant English” to describe Me-Jane’s reaction to Gunhilda Slightly Askew’s request to stay off chocolate for 24 hrs. CECIL ACCUSES […]
VOLUNTEER RETURNS UNSCATHED FROM BLACK HOLE!
His hair swept sideways, his smile lopsided, obvious consequences from gravity pull, Sonny Cecil put aside his wilted raspberry and pear salad dinner provided by Yon Wonder to give an update on operations. Asked about the […]