LIONEL LOOKEEHERE DISCOVERS TUNNEL-MADE SENTENCES! While checking out the tunnel from Elvira Whipsnap’s home, Lookeehere discovered the mole’s message. OFFICIALS OF MOLETOWN CONFIRM DISCOVERY! Grand Chief’s spokesmole, who has been unavailable for comment since the […]
ATHOL RESIDENT COMES FORTH WITH CRUCIAL INFORMATION! Black Hole Trip List items: All-Weather Coat, Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Care Package for Lois Lois, Donut Holes, Pajamas, Slippers. According to NU (Name Undisclosed,) Muffin Man did not wear slippers. […]
SONNY CECIL OBJECTS TO USE OF “UNPLEASANT ENGLISH,” A TERM CREATED BY ULRIC UTTER. Yesterday’s newsflash used “Unpleasant English” to describe Me-Jane’s reaction to Gunhilda Slightly Askew’s request to stay off chocolate for 24 hrs. CECIL ACCUSES […]
His hair swept sideways, his smile lopsided, obvious consequences from gravity pull, Sonny Cecil put aside his wilted raspberry and pear salad dinner provided by Yon Wonder to give an update on operations. Asked about the […]
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 