MUFFIN MAN NOT IN BLACK HOLE. IN MAUI. ONE LESS MAYORAL CANDIDATE!
PENGUIN AND ICE FALL FROM SKY! PENGUIN POOP, ICE MELT, MAKE MESS!
ULRIC UTTER SAYS EAT COW, PIG, LAMB WHOLE! NO BAD WORDS: SLICE, CHOP, SLIVER, ETC.!
FRUIT, VEGGIES LOSE LABELS, LOSE IDENTITY! YON WONDER HAPPY CAMPER!
SAFARI TURKEY ROASTED. LEAVES BROTHER, 2ND COUSIN, TWICE REMOVED.
ARTIST AH WANTS YELLOW, BLUE BUILDINGS. CROSS EYES, SEE GREEN!
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 