2nd Cousin Once Removed, COP, GROP, Gunhilda Askew, Mayoral Race, Me-Jane, Mr. Jones-Smith, Mr. Whooey, YON WONDER
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CULPRIT FOUND! YON WONDER ROASTED TURKEY FROM ATHOL SAFARI PARK!

YON WONDER CLAIMS HE DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS TERRENCE THE TURKEY!  

TERRENCE'S BROTHER REUNITED
TERRENCE’S BROTHER, TORRANCE

TERRENCE'S COUSIN REMOVED

ATHOLIANS SPECULATE ON HOW THIS WILL AFFECT YON WONDER’S CAMPAIGN RUN FOR MAYOR!

2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED TURKEY
2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED, CLIENT OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES
MR. WHOOEY SLANDER
MR. WHOOEY, GROP (GREED-IS-GOOD-PARTY) CANDIDATE

 

GUNHILDA ASKEW TERRENCE
GUNHILDA SLIGHTLY ASKEW, CENSUS TAKER AND HANDWRITING ANALYST.
ME-JANE GLUTTONY
ME-JANE, COP (CHOCOLATE-ONLY PARTY) CANDIDATE
MR. JONES-SMITH
MR. JONES-SMITH, DONOR TO ATHOL SAFARI PARK AND INSECT REHABILITATOR