ROVING REPORTER GRAMMY #211 ASKED TWO CANDIDATES: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR ATHOL?
ANTI-V (VIOLENT) AND S (SCARY) WORD INSTITUTE 2015 COURSES
PE – 100 Introduction to Pleasant English (Required if Ulric Utter is elected mayor): For prospective students who have questions about the lifestyle that accompanies speaking Pleasant English.
PE – 101 Living Pleasant English – Spend a Week at a Retreat Where Everyone Laughs, Smiles, and Hugs 24/7
PE – 213 Editing V-Words and S-Words from The Wizard of Oz
PE – 217 Unpleasant Words to Avoid When Someone Backs into Your New Car
PE – 219 Unpleasant Words to Avoid When You Drop a Frozen Turkey on Your Big Toe
PE – 223 Unpleasant Words to Avoid When Your Plane is Cancelled Three Times on the Same Day
PE – 225 Practicum in Curriculum Design for Pleasant English Teachers
PE – 256 Independent Study
TOMORROW’S EDITION WILL INCLUDE STATEMENTS FROM TWO MORE CANDIDATES!
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