Today, Yon Wonder chose the symbol for LOP party. Wonder just changed his career of Athol fitness trainer to Colorful Food Artist.
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FITNESS TRAINER BECOMES FOOD ARTIST
YON WONDER, ATHOL’S FITNESS TRAINER, CHANGES CAREERS! HE’S DOING WHAT HE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO: CREATE COLORFUL FOOD ART.
SLOP (SPEAK LOVINGLY POLITICAL PARTY) ENTERS RACE FOR MAYOR!
Earlier today, Ulric Utter announced his candidacy for mayor of Athol and the symbol he’s chosen for the party. Utter is founder and professor at the Anti-V(iolent) and Anti-S(cary) Words Institute. He recently proposed […]
ATHOL MAN PROVES SHORKING (SHORT SPEAKING) IS BETTER FOR FLOWERS.
Earlier today, Will Watt, Athol Word Scientist proved that flowers do not wilt as fast when placed near Shorkers (Short Speakers). Flowers near Norkers (Normal Speakers) wilted in three days, rather than in a […]
LOATHE-STICKY-LABELS-ON-FRUIT-AND-VEGGIES POLITICAL PARTY (LOP)
Yon Wonder, Athol’s fitness trainer, is running for Mayor of Athol on the newly formed Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Fruit Party (LOP) ticket. Wonder complains that stickers on produce are impossible to remove gently because he has big hands and […]
