MS. NODOFF’S SCHOOL OF SLEEPWALKING CLASSES,  DECEMBER 2015

How to Appear Awake while Sleeping during a Committee Meeting to Discuss the Influence of a Juniper Tree’s Pollen on Campaigning.

How to Make Pleasant Conversation while Dozing at a Business Dinner Party where Most of the Business Associates Are Making Long Speeches on the Importance of Paint Thinner and You Don’t Know Anyone Except Your Spouse/Partner.

How to Avoid Curdling Custard for Creme Brûlée while sleeping.

LOTSA GREEN CONSULTS ON LETTUCE ENHANCEMENT!

CONFLICTED IN HER YOUTH OVER CHOICES OF CAREER, LOTSA GREEN SELECTED LETTUCE CONSULTATION BECAUSE OF HER SURNAME.