Tag: Comedy
MELODY AGOGO TO RUN FOR MAYOR ON KYOP (KEEP-YOUR-HUSBAND-SAFE PARTY) PLATFORM!
NANA, PAGE, AND TYRA SIGHTED HITCHHIKING IN CALIFORNIA NEAR OAKLAND ZOO!
MYSTERY EYES PEER OUT OF ABANDONED BUILDING IN ATHOL!
BLACK HOLE CONTINUES TO ERUPT! HUGH BIKE MAN AND LOIS LOIS RETURN!
BLACK HOLE ERUPTS! WILL CATCHEM AND MRS. LOIS RETURN! MISSING SINCE 11/07/15
SHIMY HIME TO RUN FOR MAYOR ON SNIP (SIZE IS NOT IMPORTANT) PLATFORM!
MR. WHOOEY ANNOUNCES WHOOEY’S 1ST MR. ATHOL MANLY CONTEST! PERSONALITY, TALENT, AND EAR LOBES TO BE JUDGED!
IF ELECTED MAYOR, WILL WATT WILL ENFORCE SPACSING (SPEAKING IN ACRONYMS) INTO MEGAPHONES!
SHELVES OF FEMININE PRODUCTS AND CONTRACEPTIVES “BIRTH” INTO FALMART HOME DINING ROOM!
DELAYED AUTOPY REPORT REVEALS WATER SUFFOCATION CAUSED MANFRED MOLE, JR.’S DEATH!
A SOMBER DAY IN ATHOL: MANFRED MOLE, JR. MEMORIALIZED BY MOLETOWN AND ATHOLIANS!
SHIMY HIME TELLS ALL: KLEIN HIME DEHYDRATED ME KNOWING HE COULDN’T RESTORE ME!
ANOTHER ERUPTION: SOFA “BIRTHS” INTO HILDA UPUP’S FALMART HOME!
ME-JANE AND WILL WATT TO RUN AS CO-MAYORS! THEIR PLAN FOR ATHOL!
THE MOMENT WE’VE WAITED FOR: CANDIDATES STATE PLANS FOR ATHOL!
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 