MYSTERY EYES PEER OUT OF ABANDONED BUILDING IN ATHOL!

BREAKING NEWS: EYES APPEAR IN WINDOW OF BUILDING THAT HAS BEEN VACANT AND LOCKED FROM THE INSIDE FOR 37 YEARS AND 2 MONTHS

MYSTERY EYES

ATHOLIANS RESPOND:

ELSIE-WHAT-WHEN

ELSIE WHAT-WHEN 

MAE PULLHAM COMMENTING ON MYSTERY EYES
MAE PULLHAM, ATHOL DENTIST WHO SOMETIMES TREATS EYES.
DR. LONG SPEAKS ABOUT RED EYES
DR. LONG, RED EYE THERAPIST
2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED INSOMNIA
2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED, CLIENT OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES
MRS. LONG AND HOW DRINKING TOO MUCH CAN MAKE EYES AND NOSE RED
MRS. LONG, MOTHER OF DR. LONG. SHE WAS RECENTLY DISCOVERED IN A TUNNEL UNDER ATHOL.
WILL WATT KATIGTTIABD
Translation for those who don’t SPACK: Knowing Atholians, this is going to turn into a big deal!