Dr. Long, Husband of CEO, Mrs. Lois Lois, Will Catchem
by eths

BLACK HOLE ERUPTS! WILL CATCHEM AND MRS. LOIS RETURN! MISSING SINCE 11/07/15

MRS. LOIS ENTERED THE BLACK HOLE WITH WILL CATCHEM IN HOPES OF FINDING HER DAUGHTER, LOIS LOIS.  IT IS BELIEVED LOIS LOIS MAY BE IN HAWAII WHERE MUFFIN MAN, PRESUMED TO HAVE ENTERED THE BLACK HOLE, WAS RECENTLY DISCOVERED.  

MRS. LOIS 7TH HUSBAND
MRS. LOIS. PHOTO TAKEN BEFORE HER DAUGHTER LOIS LOIS LEFT HOME

 

TO CHECK ON THEIR HEALTH AFTER THE BLACK HOLE ERUPTION, WILL CATHEM AND MRS. LOIS VISITED DR. LONG:

DR. LONG, BLACK HOLE SPECIALIST
DR. LONG, BLACK HOLE SPECIALIST     
HUSBAND CEO YANKED
HUSBAND OF CEO, HOLEOLOGIST AND CURATOR OF REVERSE GRAVITY EXHIBIT

 THE FOLLOWING ITEMS SPEWED FROM THE BLACK HOLE: CLOTHESPIN SPEWED FROM BLACK HOLEDICTIONARY SPEWED FROM BLACK HOLETENNIS RACKET WITH TWO BALLS SPEWED FROM BLACK HOLEHAIR DRYER SPEWED FROM BLACK HOLE

STETHOSCOPE SPEWED FROM BLACK HOLE

IRON SPEWED FROM BLACK HOLE

BALLET SHOES ERUPTED FROM BLACK HOLE