SPACSING WILL BECOME THE INDIGENOUS T.I.S.H. LANGUAGE SPOKEN ONLY IN ATHOL. SPORKING (SHORT SPEAKING) WILL REMAIN THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE WHEN COMMUNICATING WITH OUTSIDERS. NORKING (NORMAL SPEAKING) WILL BE PHASED OUT QUICKLY!
SPACSING AND SHORKING WILL BE DONE THROUGH MEGAPHONES INTO PAPER BAGS TO UTILIZE EXCESS HOT AIR!
WILL WATT EXPLAINS SPACSING:
THE FOLLOWING COURSES WILL BE REQUIRED AT SHORKING UNIVERSITY (TO BE RENAMED SPACSING AND SHORKING UNIVERSITY):
SP 301 – WRITING LYRICS FOR WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE IN SPACS
SP 317A – SINGING IN THE SHOWER IN SPACS
SP – 317B – SPACSING WHILE AUDITIONING FOR THE ROLE OF ANTHONY IN JULIUS CAESAR
SP 317B 1/2 – SPACSING TO ONESELF
SP 317C – TRANSLATING “WAR AND PEACE” INTO SPACS
SP 333 – DREAMING IN SPACS
SP 334 – GIVING A THANK YOU SPEECH IN SPACS WHEN YOU RECEIVE AN AWARD FOR BEST BAKED COOKIES MADE WHILE MOWING THE LAWN.
FREE MEGAPHONES AND PAPER BAGS WILL BE PROVIDED FOR ALL ATHOLIANS!
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 