MELODY AGOGO TO RUN FOR MAYOR ON KYOP (KEEP-YOUR-HUSBAND-SAFE PARTY) PLATFORM!

MELODY AGOGO WILL KEEP HUSBANDS SAFE

INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT MELODY:

HER 1ST HUSBAND WAS ELECTROCUTED WHILE ATTACHING WIRES FROM HIS HOUSE TO HIS NEIGHBOR’S METER.

SOCKS 1ST HUSBAND WORE WHEN HE WAS ELECTROCUTED

HER 2ND HUSBAND WAS CREAMED BY A SEMI WHEN HE DASHED INTO THE FAST LANE TO RETRIEVE AN ALMOST FINISHED PENCIL SKETCH OF MELODY.SHARPENER 2ND HUSBAND USED TO SHARPEN PENCIL

HER 3RD HUSBAND DIED WHEN THE TIE AROUND HIS NECK GOT CAUGHT IN A SHREDDER.

TIE 3RD HUSBAND ALMOST WORE
3RD HUSBAND ALMOST WORE TIE ON THE LEFT.

 

HER 4TH HUSBAND DIED WHEN HE SLIPPED ON MARBLES WHILE CARRYING A CLEAVER.4TH HUSBAND CLEAVER

WINE GLASS MELODY KNOCKED OVERMELODY AGOGO USED RECYCLED WOOD FOR HER DECEASED HUSBANDS’ COFFINS.